Cries out for a film adaptation! 🙂
While wandering a local comic book store (as my son sifted MTG cards for his ever-growing collection), I found the magical $1 rack. Atop the fourth shelf was an unparalleled treasure!
Yes, my friends, the “rare” July, 8 1993 issue of The Ren & Stimpy Show comic from Marvel, featuring “The Maltese Stimpy”! For a measly buck, I brought it home, so I could indulge in its creamy center and it’s oh so nutty satirical cover!
Inside, I found the many pleasures of stupid sight gags, the annoyingly written version of Ren’s pronunciation, and jokes about blackheads, ear wax, and barf! Ren plays “Sam Spayed,” hired by femme fatale Stimpy in blond wig and lipstick to find the “Maltese Stimpy” statuette.
In addition to The Maltese Falcon, the comic pays tribute to To Have and Have Not and Casablanca, featuring Stinky Wizzleteats and his “Happy Happy Joy Joy”…
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